sluts gone nuts

Dear Sam,

I love you. You have a nice giggle. You make me really, really wet. You should fuck me as soon as possible.  Someday I will rape you if you say no. You + me = explicit fornicating.  If I saw you now I’d jump your little white ass.  I want to fuck you. I would build a tent of pillows and doonas just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be doggystyle, for obvious reasons. We could have kisses and cuddles under the stars. 

Love, 
immy casey 

(P.S. I love you so very very much.)